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Scott Healey

“Now that the ice is broken, how about a root?”

Mikey

“Can I hump your leg?”

Andrew Ruinoff

“Do you like the look of my bicep? I love making shapes with it….”

Phil McLeod

“You dance like a duck on a hot plate, how bout dinner?”

Tom Nowell

“If I’m pissed enough to use them, there is a fair chance she won’t be able to understand”

Dane ‘Legend’ Haseldine

“Would you like an aussie kiss? It’s like a french kiss but down under!”

David Oudshoorn

“I’m a plumber, smell my hands”

Steve Tindale

“Do you know I play for the Putney Magpies?”

Mark Pitura

“You had me at hello!”

Rob Harmeston

“Thank christ for that! Usually have to have sex with someone this time of night to get a good cup of coffee…”

Tim Moule

“Would you like to dance? Excellent. Could I have your chair?”

Nathan Brown

“Yes”

Neil Stuart

“Richo you take the fat one and I’ll take the fatter one”

Paul Harris

“I do”

Nathan Sproule

“I think you look lovely”

Aaron Williams

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Páraic Curtis (just call me Curtis for ease)

Do I know you?

Luke J Roodenburg

“How you dooooooing….”

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Scott Healey

Mikey

Andrew Ruinoff

Phil McLeod

Tom Nowell

Dane ‘Legend’ Haseldine

David Oudshoorn

Steve Tindale

Mark Pitura

Rob Harmeston

Tim Moule

Nathan Brown

Neil Stuart

Paul Harris

Nathan Sproule

Aaron Williams

Páraic Curtis (just call me Curtis for ease)

Luke J Roodenburg